New site in progress!

I am in the midst of building a brand new site. It’s going to be brighter, funnier and more me! Please come back in exactly one week from whenever you’re reading this now. I swear it will be totally different ;)

Ignore everything else on this site. It’s garbage and I hate it.

See how that footer at the bottom says 2023? Thats the last time I worked on this. 2025 baby!